♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
♪ All the things that make us ♪
♪ Laugh and cry ♪
♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy. ♪
翻译/注释/压制:祝大家假期快乐 微博@章泽楠
发生什么事了 So what's the big emergency?
为什么周一还得来上班 Why did everyone have to come in on a Monday?
我们有一个坏消息 I'm afraid we have troubling news.
由于预算减少 我们将开除一名员工 Due to budget cuts, we'll be laying off one employee.
网络舆论只允许我们开除白人男性 The Internet pretty much only lets us fire white males,
所以如果你不是白人男性 你就安全了 so if you're not a white male, you're safe.
- 那么Derek Jeter安全吗 - 安全（上垒） - So, is Derek Jeter safe? - Safe!
- 什么 - 他是半个黑人 - What? - He's half black.
- 什么 你需要眼镜吗 - 不 我不需要 - What? What do you need, glasses? - No, I don't need glasses.
- 他白得不像话 - 你才需要眼镜 - He's white by a mile. He tucks - You're the one who needs glasses.
- 他把短袖塞到裤子里 - 很多人都这样做 - his T-shirts into his pants. - A lot of people do that.
- 还有为什么教练和裁判不吵架了 - 他是为了保暖 - And what happened to this kind of coach-umpire confrontation? - It's a body temperature issue.
- 在70年代常有 - 我懂 我也很怀念 - I know, I miss it, too. - It used to happen a lot in the '70s
- 现在却看不到了 - 回放让比赛 - but doesn't seem to happen that much anymore. It's a connection - Replay has really taken a lot
- 这是过去男人解决问题的方法 - 失去了神秘感 - to a bygone era when men settled their differences - of intimacy out of the game.
- 面对面的 - 我同意 像我们现在这样 - face-to-face, - I agree. That's what we're doing now.
- 胸顶着胸 - 我怀念口水溅到 - thrusting their chests into one another. - I miss having a guy yell
- 既然我们都坦白了 - 我嘴里的日子 - in my mouth. - And while we're talking about stuff,
- 我从来没洗过制冰盒 - 哦 你必须洗 - I've never cleaned my ice trays. - Oh, you have to do that.
- 为什么 - 你在毒害你的家人 - Why do I have to? - You're poisoning your family.
- 就是水嘛 有什么大不了 - 把制冰盒 - It's just water and water. What's the big deal? - Carrying an ice tray
从冰箱拿到水槽 就像 from the freezer to the sink is like ringing
邀请你的体毛来做客 the damn dinner bell for arm hairs.
这么一说 我确实在冰块里 Come to think of it, I do remember seeing a few
- 见过几根毛 - 它们当然会进去 - short hairs in my ice cubes - Of course they're getting in there.
- 希望那是我胳膊上的毛 - 把制冰盒洗了 - that I'm hoping were from my arm. - Clean your trays.
哦 冷静 Griffin 这没什么大不了 Oh, cool off, Griffin. It is no big deal.
只是有人明天要 It's just that someone's getting fired
- 当着所有人的面被开除罢了 - 那就没事了 - in front of everybody tomorrow. - Well, that sounds fine.
那明天见... 你说啥 I guess I'll just see you-- What?!
老掉牙的笑话 你出局了 Old joke. You're out.
- 老笑话 我加了转折的 - 那有个屁转折 - Old joke? I put my own twist on it. - There was no twist.
- 哦 你疯了吧 我这是在致敬我儿子 - 我疯了 是你太懒了 - Oh, you're crazy. It was a tip of the hat to my son. - I'm crazy? You're lazy.
- 而且 这是给我们老观众的礼物 - 哦 这礼物真好 - If anything, it's a gift to our long-time viewers. - Oh, what a gift.
圣诞快乐 这是一坨来自十年前的 Merry Christmas. Here's a warmed-over turd
重新加热的屎 from ten years ago.
好的 我能做到 Okay, I can do this.
不需要紧张 No need to be nervous.
让他们看看我的工作能力就好 Just show 'em that I'm good at my job.
就这样 小菜一碟 That's it. Easy peasy.
你好呀 PG Hey there, PG.
好久不见啊 Been a minute.
嘿 Ernie 我是说 饼干怪兽... 我是说Bert Hey, Ernie. I mean, I mean Cookie Monst-- I mean Bert.
Bert 抱歉 Bert. Sorry.
哦 没事的 Peter Oh, it's okay, Peter.
像平常一样就好 Just do what you would normally do.
假装我不在 Pretend I'm not here.
哦 假装你不在吗 好的 Oh, pretend you're not here? All right.
老天 那个Bert就是个傻逼 God, that Bert is an idiot.
真是个几把 What a pud.
但我不介意和他老婆 But I wouldn't mind getting to know that Sheila
多接触一下 a little better.
她的卡车真俏 She's got a great dumper.
我说的卡车 就是她的排便口 And by dumper, I mean fecal thoroughfare.
我该不该... Should I...?
接啊 Yeah, answer it.
可能对公司很重要 Could be important for the company.
再见 Goodbye?
啊 狗屎 我说反了 是吧 Ah, shoot. Opposite of that, yeah?
我们去休息室吧 Peter Let's roll to the break room, Peter.
我们已经决定好开除谁了 We're ready to announce who's getting fired.
当然 如果Sheila和她的垃圾处理器也去的话 Oh, sure, if Sheila and her wastemaker are gonna be there.
请别再说我老婆的菊部了 Please stop talking about my wife's anal processes.
模仿《单身汉》
Opie 你接受这个酒杯吗 Opie, will you accept this stein?
单身汉Nick 你在这干嘛 Bachelor Nick? Why are you here?
他们强迫我 参加所有这类节目 They make me come to all these things.
行吧 Vanessa还好吗 Cool. How's Vanessa?
- 我们分手了 - 哦 - We broke up. - Aw.
我愿意杀我全家 来换和Corinne呆一小时 I would murder my family for one hour with Corinne.
呃 她年龄有点小 Eh, she was a little young.
你知道你听起来有多白痴吗 You know how stupid you sound?
Peter 请向前一步 Peter, take a step forward.
抱歉 我一直搞砸 I-I'm sorry. I-I keep messing up.
我现在状态很差 我太紧张了 You're seeing me at my worst. I'm very nervous.
我的一生在我眼前闪过 My life is flashing before my eyes.
不知道为什么 全都是很gay的时刻 And for some reason, it's all just the sort of gay moments.
抱歉 这里有人吗 Excuse me, is someone sitting here?
有 我爱人 Tom Yes. My lover, Tom.
哦 Peter 我真高兴你没事 Oh, Peter! I'm so happy you're okay.
哇 你没死 Whoa, you're alive?
出什么事了 我犯心脏病了吗 What happened? Did I have a heart attack?
不 你犯了焦虑症 No, you had a panic attack.
或者 用医疗术语来说 “怂逼的心脏病” Or, in medical terms, "a heart attack for wussies."
嘿 我们打了个赌 Hey, we have a bet going.
你记不记得 你昏倒时 是不是像个娘炮一样 Do you remember if you put your wrist to your forehead
把手腕搭在额头上 like a nancy-boy when you fainted?
我拒绝回答这个问题 I choose not to answer.
Peter 你得学会控制你的焦虑 Peter, you need to get your stress under control.
我给你发个歌单 I'm texting you a link to a collection of songs
叫“游艇摇滚” called yacht rock.
我焦虑的时候 Any time I'm feeling stressed,
听这个 就放松下来了 I play this music, and it really mellows me out.
- 我觉得对你也有用 - 这是什么 是不是像... - I think it'll work for you. - Well, what is that? Is that like...
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♪
不 不 它更像... No, no, it's more like...
♪ La, da, da, da, da ♪
♪ Da, da, da, da, da. ♪
哦 太好了 它是... La da da da Oh, good. It's... ♪ La, da, da, da, da ♪
Da da da 因为我不喜欢 ♪ Da, da, da, da. ♪ 'Cause I don't like that.
♪ Da, da, da, ba, ba, ba. ♪
不 我保证 它是... La da da No, I assure you, it's... ♪ La, da, da, da ♪
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♪
我失陪一下 Now, if you'll excuse me,
我还要给其他病人用音乐开药 I have more music to prescribe to sick patients.
- 那么 Peter 你好些了吗 - 还好吧 - So, Peter, you feeling better? - Yeah, I guess.
医生说我压力太大了 The doctor just said I'm too stressed out.
医生有没有给你什么东西 你懂得 Did the doctor give you anything to help, you know,
帮你放松的 mellow you out?
洛杉麻 ¿Los drogas?
没 他给了我一个叫做“游艇摇滚”的歌单 No, he just gave me this link for something called yacht rock.
"Summer Breeze" by Seals and Crofts
这首歌叫做《夏日微风》 This one's called "Summer Breeze,"
它让我很舒服 and it makes me feel fine.
这首歌 我... This music-- I...
我感觉我在和夕阳跳艳舞 I feel like I'm dirty dancing with a sunset.
伙计们 有一个叫“摇滚游艇”的船 Uh, guys, there's a yacht rock cruise
明天从Quahog码头起航 that leaves from the Quahog Marina tomorrow.
我真的没开玩笑 And I'm not even kidding.
知道吗 伙计们 我们已经很久没出去了 You know what, guys? We haven't gone anywhere in a long time.
那么 我们去吧 So, let's do it.
Cleveland 买票 Cleveland, buy those tickets,
因为兄弟们要去游轮玩 'cause the guys are going on a yacht rock cruise.
- 好耶 - 太棒了 - Yeah! - Awesome!
Peter 是你吗 Peter? Is that you?
- 我认识你吗 - 是我 Lyle - Do I know you? - I-It's me. Lyle?
水族馆里 站在你对面的 From the other side of the aquarium?
我 我... 我不 我不认识你 I-I... I don't-- I don't know you.
我 我不... 我不知道你在说什么 I-I don't-- I don't know what you're talking about.
但我知道他在说什么 But I did know what he was talking about.
我在之后的两年半里 I spent the next two and a half years
去了无数个水族馆 cruising various aquariums.
但我再也没见过Lyle I never did find Lyle.
还有 我也没从桌子翻过去 Also, I didn't quite clear the table.
我得说 Peter 我原本对这次旅行有些遗虑 I got to say, Peter, I had reservations about this cruise,
但你确实看上去放松了 but you do seem more relaxed.
嘿 多亏我在船上 Hey, good thing I had reservations
有预定（遗虑） 是吧 on this cruise, huh?
我喜欢“老爸笑话” I don't mind dad jokes.
大家都能听懂 Everyone's included.
看来这周 我不光是会 Looks like mine won't be the only tail
追着自己的屁股跑了 I'll be chasing this week.
- 嘿 搞什么... - 狗要呆在笼子里 - Hey. What the... - All dogs have to be crated below deck.
Stewie 救命 Stewie, help!
我想到了这种可能 所以我 I knew this was a possibility, so I put
你在包里放了一台82年的游戏机 a 1982 Mattel Electronic Baseball game in your bag.
好吧 总比没有强 Okay, that's something.
但电池可能已经太老了 The battery might be a little old, though.
Peter 你把家人带来了 Peter, you brought your family?
这应该是一次男人的旅行啊 This was supposed to be a guys' trip.
- 求你别告诉Donna - 求你别告诉Bonnie 她已经 - Please don't tell Donna. - Please don't tell Bonnie. She hasn't been
- 她会杀了我 如果她知道老婆可以来 - 七年没出来旅游了 - on a vacation in seven years. - She'll kill me if she knew wives were allowed.
- 求你了 Lois - 求你了 - Please, Lois, please. - Please, Lois.
- 答应我 你看 - 先答应我 - Promise me. Here, look, - Promise me first.
- 我把钱 - 这是我的枪 你想要吗 - I'm putting money - Here's my gun. Do you want it?
- 放你包里 - 抱歉 我没听你们说话 - in your purse. - I-I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
我在给Bonnie和Donna发自拍 I'm sending a selfie to Bonnie and Donna.
游轮 碧池们 Cruise, bitches.
- 别点发送 求你别点 - 求你了 - Don't hit send, please don't hit send. - Please don't hit send.
然后... 发送 And... send.
你这个混蛋 You son of a bitch.
讨厌你老公的朋友们
- 我告诉过你 - 他又怎么了 - I told you. - What did he do now?
他不听你的话 He don't listen to you.
怎么了 Bonnie What is it, Bonnie?
没事 Monaghan神父 Nothing, Father Monaghan.
- 这下完了 - 这个旅行都毁了 - Well, this sucks now. - Our whole trip's ruined,
都是你 Peter thanks to you, Peter.
谢天谢地Bonnie还有Monaghan神父 Thank God Bonnie's got Father Monaghan
给她上灵魂辅导课 for spiritual counsel.
这又不是我的错 你们蠢到 Well, it's not my fault you guys are too stupid
不明白计划是什么 to understand what the plan was.
- 计划很清楚 你是蠢的那个 - 什么 - The plan was clear. You're the stupid one. - What?
♪ Sailing takes me away... ♪
- 我们在吵什么呢 - 我也忘了 - What were we fighting about? - I don't know.
我的烦恼都烟消云散了 My cares have all suddenly melted away.
我的脚是不是动了 我感觉我的脚动了 Are my toes tapping? I feel like my toes are tapping.
不 有一只海鸥在咬你的脚 Nah, there's a seagull pecking at your foot.
只要我穿凉鞋 Whenever I wear my Tevas,
我的脚趾就是你的了 my toes are up for grabs.
嘿 Cleveland 我们房间到了 Hey, Cleveland, this is us.
你们一会一定要来 You guys got to stop by later.
过来偷喝两口 Snuck on a little of this action.
什么 你们俩睡一间房 What? You guys are sharing a room?
你们都是大人了 You're adults.
我才不要花全价睡一间 I'm not paying full price for a room.
有点自尊吧 你都40了 Have some self-respect. You're 40.
我们又不会在房间里呆多久 It's not like we're gonna be in there much.
我们看美女呢 Too busy scoping trim.
我要去房间里小睡一会 I may bail to the room to catch a nap.
我也来 室友 Right behind you, roomie.
等我们醒了 我们要煮咖啡喝 After we wake, we gonna fire up that Keurig.
是啊 所以我才带了这些宝贝来 Oh, yeah, that's why I brought along a couple of these babies.
等等 怎么只有一张床 Wait, there's only one bed.
没事 我们头对脚睡 I know. We're going head to toe.
给你的枕头打个招呼 Say hello to your pillow.
你好 你知道歌手Bob Welch Hi there, do you know if singer and songwriter Bob Welch
上船了吗 is on board yet?
他没有 因为他在12年死了 He's not, because he died in 2012.
我能失陪一下吗 Can you give me a moment?
♪ Sentimental gentle wind ♪
♪ Blowing through my life again... ♪
我不敢相信 Bob Welch不在了 I can't believe Bob Welch is really gone.
♪ Gentle one... ♪
嘿... 我们听说Bob Welch的事了 Hey... we just heard about Bob Welch.
♪ Blowing through my life again... ♪
是啊 Yeah.
Bob Welch他妈的是谁啊 Who the (bleep) is Bob Welch?
好的 第一场游戏 我选Alan Parsons Okay, for the first game, I choose Alan Parsons
Alan Parsons曾在的摇滚乐队
当队友 但不要The Project组合 as my teammate, but not The Project.
我不想和那个有任何瓜葛 I want nothing to do with them.
我们对Joe和Loggins We'll play Joe and Loggins.
- 谢谢你选我 Peter - 没事 - Thanks for picking me, Peter. - No problem.
一个摇滚组合
“Crosby, Stills, Nash” 来决定谁先 "Crosby, Stills, Nash" to see who goes first?
Crosby, Stills, Nash 出 Crosby, Stills, Nash, shoot.
- Nash 我赢了 - 不 Crosby 吃 Nash - Nash. I win. - No, Crosby eats Nash.
- Stills 吸 Crosby - 那Nash是干什么的 - Stills snorts Crosby. - What does Nash do?
Nash 抽 Stills Nash smokes Stills.
那么 Kenny 《Footloose》 So, Kenny, "Footloose."
Foot loose
不是适合所有人的歌啊 Not really a song for everyone.
你可能更喜欢我在《疯狂高尔夫》的歌 《我没事》 Well, maybe you'd prefer my song in Caddyshack, "I'm Alright."
什么 你觉得因为我坐轮椅 我就是白痴吗 Wh-What, do you think I'm stupid because I'm in a chair?
我把碟找出来 伙计 I'll pull the tape, guy.
那首歌是地鼠唱的 The gopher sang that song.
我太激动了 你今晚打算做什么 This is so exciting. What do you want to do tonight?
我们去看个电影怎么样 What if we just go see a movie?
我们在家就能看电影 我们要出去 We can see a movie at home. We need to go out.
做一些改变 Shake things up.
我们是来接触新事物的 像别人一样 We're here to experience new things, be other people.
行吧 Mm-hmm.
你今晚喝多少了 How much wine have you had tonight?
也许我们可以和上次见的 Maybe we could hang out with that nice couple
- 那对夫妻一起玩 - Federman一家吗 - we met the other day. - The Federmans?
你为什么总是想和其他人一起 Why do you always want to hang out with other people
在我们的假期里 when we're on vacation?
能遇见新的人总是很好 It's just nice to meet new people.
是啊 因为我对医疗器械生意特别感兴趣 Right, because I'm so interested in the medical supply business.
- 你为什么总是这样 - 什么样 - Why do you always do that? - Do what?
打击人 Diminish people.
哦 因为这个啊 Oh, that's why.
我感觉这像是我的公投一样 Well, I feel like this has become a referendum on me,
我不喜欢这样 and I don't appreciate it.
你打包我的洗发水了吗 Did you pack my dandruff shampoo?
没有 No.
那看来这件黑上衣不能穿了 Then I guess this black shirt is out.
你就是想和Doug Federman在一起 You just want to hang out with Doug Federman.
什么 你... 你喝醉了吧 What? That's... that's the wine talking.
Doug Federman有什么我没有的 What does Doug Federman have that I don't?
一份工作 A job.
我要去白兰地俱乐部看魔术表演了 I'm going to watch the magic show in the Cognac Club.
为什么 因为那里有最少两杯酒限制吗 Why, because there's a two-drink minimum?
哦 你闭嘴 Oh, you shut up!
谢谢 Thank you.
下一个表演 我需要一个志愿者 For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer.
- 您怎么样 先生 - 不 我不想 - How about you, sir? - No, I don't want to!
我不想 I don't want to do it.
这也是一个组合
Bell, Biv, DeVoe 出 Bell, Biv, DeVoe, shoot.
- 赢了 - 你什么意思 - Gotcha. - What do you mean?
我赢了 Bell “biv” DeVoe I win. Bell bivs DeVoe.
老兄 你不能“biv”别人 Biv是个人名 Dude, you can't "biv" someone. Biv's a guy.
这艘船上每个人都好无聊 Everybody on this cruise is boring.
我能带你去一个地方 I can show you where there's
全是那个东西 a whole pile of those.
烟屁股吗 Cigarette butts?
是啊 风把它们都吹到了一个地方 Yeah. The wind blows them all to this one spot.
就在海鸥屎的旁边 It's right by where the seagulls crap.
我的工作是打扫海鸥屎 It's my job to clean it up.
我就是这么知道的 That's how I know about it.
你一定对屎有很多了解 You must know a lot about crap.
你不是这里的 对吧 You're not from here, are you?
游轮吗 不 我来自一个镇子 From the cruise? No. I'm from a town.
你想不想在海鸥屎旁边的 You want to mess around on some damp towels
湿毛巾上亲热 next to where the seagulls crap?
那个不是海鸥的 It wasn't seagulls.
我之前被锁在房间外面了 I got locked out of my room earlier.
哦 Oh.
- 为什么你的屎是白色的 - 我不知道 - Why is your poop white? - I don't know.
我这辈子都在和粪便白化病作斗争 I've been dealing with fecal albinism my whole life.
♪ All I want to do in the middle of the evening ♪
♪ Is hold you tight ♪
♪ Rosanna, Rosanna ♪
♪ I didn't know you were looking for more than ♪
♪ I could ever be... ♪
嘿 你们要去哪 Hey, what are you guys up to?
我们要在103房开餐会 We're making a food spread in room 103.
一起来吧 Come on by.
顺便拿些鸡尾酒酱 Grab some cocktail sauce on your way.
哦 等等 不用了 Oh, wait. Never mind.
啊 该死的 Aah! Damn it.
我们一会要看《迈克尔·克莱顿》 要来哦 We're watching Michael Clayton on DVD later. Be there.
对了 我 听说Bob Welch的事了 By the way, I, uh, heard about Bob Welch.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry.
我也不知道该说什么 Don't know what else to say.
- 别太难过啊 - 是啊... - Sending good vibes. - Yeah...
我能失陪一下吗 Can you give me a moment?
♪ Sentimental gentle wind ♪
♪ Blowing through my life again ♪
♪ Sentimental Lady... ♪
- Bob Welch - Bob Welch - Bob Welch? - Bob Welch.
- 嘿 你不是船长吗 - 是啊 - Hey, aren't you the captain? - Yes.
如果你在这 谁在开船呢 Well, if you're here, who's driving the boat?
哦 天啊 Oh, my God!
哇 我从来没见过谁 能在半小时里 Wow, I've never seen someone eat so many powdered Donettes
吃这么多甜甜圈 in half an hour before.
是啊 我饿坏了 Yeah, I was really hungry,
而且我不喜欢餐厅的饭 and I didn't like what they had at dinner.
我想我们可能治好你的粪便白化病了 I think we may have solved your fecal albinism.
我爱你 Meg I love you, Meg.
哦 天啊 Oh, my God,
从来没人跟我说过这个 no one's ever told me that before.
这是我生命中最... This is the best night of my li...
快看那些白痴掉下去 Listen to all those idiots fall.
- 亲爱的 别幸灾乐祸 - 嘿 我需要发泄 - Honey, don't revel in it. - Hey, I need this.
我刚刚知道Bob Welch死了 I just found out Bob Welch died.
♪ Sentimental gentle wind ♪
♪ Blowing... ♪
- 啊 我们该怎么办 - 我不知道 - Aah! What are we gonna do? - I don't know.
快看 Oates正抓着Hall垂死挣扎呢 And, look, Oates is hanging on to Hall for dear life.
Hall & Oates组合 这里是在讽刺Oates全靠Hall
这有什么新鲜的 他都这么做四十年了 What else is new? He's been doing that for 40 years.
哈 哈 是啊 取笑那些 Ha, ha. Yeah, make fun of more people
比你成功的人吧 more successful than you.
他是百万富翁 He's a millionaire.
你什么都不是 You're nothing.
哦 谢天谢地我们没事 Oh, thank God we're all okay.
看起来Oates就没那么幸运了 Looks like Oates wasn't so lucky.
John Oates如今刮掉了标志的小胡子
伙计们 是我 Kenny Loggins Guys, it's me, Kenny Loggins.
这是刚才说的"I'm alright"的歌词
首先 我没事 First of all, I'm alright.
你们不用担心我 Don't nobody worry about me.
地鼠 Gopher!
这艘船上下颠倒了 我们得到船上面去 This boat has flipped over. We need to get up to the hull.
在发动机室有个地方 There's a spot in the propeller room
那里的船壁只有几厘米厚 where the hull's only an inch thick.
也许我们能从那里出去... Maybe we can try to cut our way out...
嘿 你们这些混蛋 Hey, you sons of bitches!
这个是Chad This is Chad!
他是我的男朋友 我们彼此相爱 He's my boyfriend. We love each other.
我们已经表白了 We said it and everything.
帮个忙 A little help?
嘿呀 Hi-yah!
谢了 Preesh.
伙计们 我们得从这逃出去 Guys, we got to get out of here.
- 你们还活着 - 还活得很好 - You're alive. - And well.
我们得逃出去 水位上涨得很快 We got to get out of here. The water levels are rising fast.
我拿个苹果吃 I'll just grab an apple real quick.
青苹果 怎么 你嘴里有烤箱吗 Granny Smith? What, do you got a oven in your mouth?
- 什么 - 派苹果 那是做派的苹果 - Huh? - Pie apple. It's a pie apple.
我喜欢吃蛇果 I like a good Red Delicious.
哦 你的嘴有盖子吗 Oh, does your mouth have a lid on it?
你在说什么呀 What are you talking about?
那个是垃圾苹果 吃那个就等于吃脆蜜苹果 That's a garbage apple. May as well eat a Honeycrisp.
- 那个又怎么了 - 化学苹果 - What's wrong with that one? - Science apple.
在实验室里用试管做的 Made in a lab with test tubes and beakers.
那你喜欢吃什么苹果 Well, what apples do you like?
“红富士”来吃 “欧洲苹果”来干 Fuji for eating, crab for huckin'.
这才是行家 That's a prankster's apple.
老天 Cleveland 我都不知道你这么懂苹果 Gosh, Cleveland, I had no idea you knew so much about apples.
- 哼 你问过我吗 - 不 我想没有 - Hmm. Did you ever ask? - No, I guess I didn't.
哼 Hmm.
我打不开 I can't open it!
另一边的水压太大了 There's too much water pushing from the other side!
我们被困住了吗 So we're stuck?
是啊 除非有人能让船倾斜 Yeah, unless we can somehow tip the boat.
也许我能 ♪ Maybe we can. ♪
你在说什么 Michael McDonald What are you talking about, Michael McDonald?
我独特的音质 ♪ The timbre in my voice ♪
能让我和鲸鱼交流 ♪ Allows me to communicate with whales. ♪
也许他们能帮忙 ♪ Maybe they can help. ♪
听起来Michael McDonald需要帮助
我要去拯救他们 就像我在《星际迷航4》那样
Tery什么时候演《星际迷航》了 怎么没听他说过
鲸鱼笑
哦 我们... 我们找到他了 Oh, we-- oh, we found him.
他妈的 你们要把我丢在下面淹死 (bleep)! You guys left me down there to drown.
严格来说 是把你留在上面淹死 Technically, we left you up there to drown.
船翻过来了 The boat flipped.
你们知道自己做了什么 You know what you did.
唯一能给你们个教训的方法 I think the only way to teach you a lesson
就是“狗狗甩” 把你们都弄湿 is to dog-shake and get you all wet.
- 不 Brain 不要 - 我就要 - No, Brian, don't! - I'm doing it.
好吧 我们平了 All right, we're even.
我们找到了最薄的船壁 Well, we found the thinnest part of the hull,
可它仍有几厘米厚 but it's still an inch thick.
是啊 几厘米的钢 我们该怎么从那出去呢 Yeah, of steel. How are we supposed to get through that?
老天 那太惊险了 Man, that was crazy.
我是Casey Kasem I'm Casey Kasem.
在排行榜上排名第七的 Coming in at number seven on the countdown,
是Peter Griffin和他的《摇滚游艇》 that was Peter Griffin with "Yacht Rocky,"
下降了三名 down three spots.
现在是第六名 Now for our number six.
第六名 ♪ Number six. ♪
来自Melanie的一封信 We'll start with a letter from Melanie in Kansas.
她信上写 亲爱的Casey She writes, "Dear Casey,
“Christopher Cross本人很好吗” "is Christopher Cross as nice as he seems?
“还有 你不是死了吗” "Also, aren't you dead?
“为什么你的胖老婆 "And why did your large wife
“把你的尸体藏起来 不让孩子见” "hide your body from your children?"
对于你的第一个问题 答案是当然 Well, the answer to your first question is a resounding yes.
Christopher Cross是个绝世好人 Christopher Cross is a perfect gentleman.
至于第二个问题 And as for the second question,
你说得对 Melanie you're correct, Melanie.
我死得透透的 I'm extremely dead,
我确实希望我的孩子们能知道真相 and I do wish my children could have closure.
亲爱的 如果你在听 请你 Honey, if you're listening, please,
把我的尸体埋了吧 just put my body in the ground.
现在回到排行榜 And now back to the countdown.
英文字幕作者 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH